from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx
Let me tell you something, friend, rooted in first-hand experience:
These fuckers can BOOK.
While the average forward speed of a tornado is 10-20mph, they have been clocked at speeds of 55-60mph.
Some vanishingly rare beasts like the Tri-State Tornado have even reached speeds in excess of 70mph.
But anyway, yeah, this is the real shit. This is why, when you get the warning to take shelter, you take fucking shelter and don’t dawdle around, because these things can come up on you in minutes and, often, by the time you can see or hear the tornado, it’s too late.
some troll on reddit started dming me and telling me to kill myself and calling me a tranny and all that. and then, a half an hour in, they spring this on me
everytime dungeon meshi focuses on characters outside of the touden party you can really feel the looming horror of the dungeon,, only the touden party is having a silly fun time by virtue of eating the horrors
its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.
Are Americans finely realizing they aren’t secretly the main character and others are not NPCs and that we are in fact all people?
yeah this was the first time i have ever had this thought and its because im a stupid little yank
thanks to anonymous for sending this ask i’ll never answer it because i love opening the inbox and saying out loud i have social anxienty and eat pussy eberyday every single time
i still can’t get over the sheer AUDACITY of iroh going to ba sing se. like did it work? yes. but ONLY because the dai li was too busy following around some bald kid looking for his dog to notice him
like i cannot emphasize enough how fucking stupid this plan was. the siege of ba sing se ended 5 years ago. people know what iroh looks like, to the point where he once got recognized by a random army captain at a hot spring and almost got his hands broken about it. and yet he rolls up to a city that has a vested interest in recognizing him and secret police force with zuko. zuko. like i could buy that no normal citizen would look at their tea shop guy and assume he was secretly an evil general, okay. but it’s one thing to just be Mushi from the Tea Shop With an Unfortunate Resemblance to General Iroh, and another fucking thing entirely when Lee the Tea Server Who Looks Weirdly Similar to Prince Zuko is standing right next to him literally twenty-four seven!! like at least get different jobs hello????
every decision iroh makes is the decision of a man fully prepared to commit to the bit. will this succeed? who knows. but it will be very funny if i pull it off
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